Cavanolli

I don’t advertise the fact that we have a fish and a dog mostly for the simple reason that Jackson and Tucker take up so much of my life that pets are now obsolete. I never thought I would say something like that.

Me. The girl who used to be obsessed with dogs. Not so much now.

Anyway, when we first moved into our apartment we were constantly on the receiving end of phone calls from the apartment manager and her peons notifying us that Jackson and Tucker were much too loud for the other occupants of our building. One such occupant finally moved, but before she did, she came over to thank us for the Starbucks gift card and the note of apology that we put under her door.

She also offered us her fish. The fish, a red beta, had no name and was purchased purely for his color as he matched her living room rug.

Okay. I guess I would probably do something like that too.

As the fish had no name, I asked Tucker if he would like to christen it. The first name that he came up with was “That”. I told him “That” was totally unacceptable. He decided to go with “Song”. Song died a couple of weeks ago after becoming more and more sluggish and disinterested in his food. We decided to purchase another beta to replace Song, so we went to WalMart and the boys picked out a blue beta.

This time it was Jackson’s turn to name the fish. I have no idea where the name came from, but his decision was quick and he was adamant.

The name?

Cavanolli.

Life With My Boys

I don’t have any pictures to share this time, but I do have some crazy words via Jackson and Tucker that I feel should be put out there so that the rest of the world can see what life is like with these two.

They are so entertaining/crazy that we come up with all sorts of things to call them. Our favorite nick-name for them is satchmo, but sometimes they have a different idea of what we should call them.

For instance: A few days ago Tucker was digging through a cabinet when I walked up and asked him if he was being a satchmo. His reply?

“No, I’m not a satchmo; I’m a pigmy shrew”.

What about Jackson?

He was busy peeing on the floor in his bedroom. When I asked him why he did that, he answered that he felt like it. I asked him what made him think that it was okay to do that anywhere but the toilet. He replied that he was a dog and then lifted his leg and said, “See, I pee like a dog”.

I handed him some cleaner and paper towels and made him clean it up. Just like my mom did with me the time that I peed on the bed that Tina and I shared just to find out what it felt like to wet the bed…

When I told Jackson that he should never do that again he put his hand on his hip, rolled his eyes, and said, “Whatever”.