Jackson: Mama, what’s a stepmom?
Me: Why? Do you know someone who has one?
Jackson: Yeah, Wyatt does.
Me: Is she nice?
Jackson: Yeah, she’s really nice. I want a stepmom.
Me: But, that would mean I couldn’t be married to Daddy anymore and that would make me sad.
Jackson: Don’t worry, I’ll marry you.
Me: Thanks for the offer but mommies can’t marry their kids.
Jackson: That’s okay, I don’t mind.