Unfinished front deck stained an obscenely ugly color of orange? Check.
Topper in the front yard? Check.Last year’s pumpkins left to rot on the front patio? Check.
More pumpkins left to rot on the other side of that horrid deck? Double check.

Yep, we gots class. Real class.
(When I say that I’m outrageously lazy – I’m not joking)

3 replies on “We Gots Class”

  1. If it makes you feel any better, I too have a rotting pumpkin in my front yard. It is behind the retaining wall that I have not bothered to make a strawberry garden on. And, since we live right on the highway, everything that people throw out of thier cars blows into our ditch and eventualy the yard. We gots class too!

  2. hahahahaaa… Oh, you make me laugh.

    One year my MIL gave me some decorative autumnal gourds. I put them on my desk at work. I left them on my desk at work. Forever. They molded. How lazy am I??

  3. I have topper in my yard too, along with various hunting things and a small christmas tree that has the tendency to blow around our yard and end up in the front looking like a tumbleweed. Our neighbors were kind enough to throw away our pumpkins that had been on our front steps before they rotted. But I think thats because they gave them to us.

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